The ticket to consider in 08

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2258 that is. 

I wonder what their ideas are on illegal aliens?

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[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure they would address it... decisively.

I like how they provide common misspellings of JMS's last name at the bottom of the page. :)

- Bec

Strategies for Dealing With Illegal Aliens

[(Anonymous)]

Londo: use them to eliminate his rivals, then blackmail them into leaving.
G'Kar: get horribly tortured, have spiritual insights
Sheridan: "Where'd she put my nukes?"
Delenn: whatever Valen said to do
Bester: "You must be mistaken. There are no illegal aliens."
Kosh: "Yes."
Mr. Morden: "What do you _want_ me to do about them?"
Garibaldi: bust some heads, take some names, let the hard-luck cases go
Ivanova: despair, fight on, utter pithy Russian saying
Sinclair: whatever Valen said to do, only with no facial expression
President Clark: use them as pretext for crackdown
Marcus: do something brave and humane; also not get laid

JLC