You are number 6. I am number Po.

 The baby has discovered Teletubbies. 

Much as it is non-offensive, oddly hypnotic and helpful for keeping her quiet for 15 minutes while her parents do things like move the boiling water for pasta and other kitchen chores dangerous to perform with a baby, the tendency of little speakers to rise from the ground anywhere in Teletubbieland creeps me out. The odd, idealized world feels too much like the Village anyway, but that omnipresent voice of the computer just tips it over the edge. 

So when is GURPS Teletubbies coming out?