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So the baby has a head cold, which is never fun. She was so stuffed up a few nights back that my wife decreed that the nose suction bulb should be employed during my preparing the baby for bed, to improve her chances of, ya'know, falling asleep. For all the obvious reasons, the baby hates the nose suction bulb. 

What I had not expected was the look of mortal terror in the baby's eyes as the nose suction bulb approached - huge, wide eyes, hands outstretched to ward off the implement of torture - and all that came to mind was "And now princess, we will discuss the location of the hidden rebel base!"

I need to get an anti-gravity unit for the nose suction bulb, so it can float in behind me with some blinking lights.
Wewewewewewewewewewe!