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subplotkudzu) wrote2007-04-08 06:42 am
subplotkudzu) wrote2007-04-08 06:42 am
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Enterprise, hows and whys
At a friend's suggestion I made use of Netflix to snag a disk from the last season on Enterprise, with the goal of seeing their Mirror Universe stories. I have to admit, the those two episodes were a whole lot of fun. Regarding the rest of the show, WTF?
Starting from the top, could they have made a more boring opening sequence? No, I'm serious. It's the first with lyrics and it's dull, dull, dull. The Mirror Universe episodes re-edit it to strong martial music and replace all of the scenes of ships named Enterprise and exploration with warfare and battles (because, ya'know, they're Eeeeeeevil!) and for all the humor value it was a much stronger show hook.
Second, could you quit it with the fan service already? I was willing to accept the three Orion slave girl belly dancers
in the first episode on the disk as the belly dancing green chicks are part of the canon. I'm not sure we needed the 5 minutes of dance sequence, however. And how do you make it to be captain of a starship without considering that when members of a criminal syndicate give you a trio of slave girls as a gift they might, just might, be a threat? This one was a let down not just for that, but because the plot idea had been so much more skillfully executed on Firefly in Our Mrs. Reynolds.
But back to the fan service. I know that when they did the Mirror Universe DS9 episodes the evil Kira was in skintight black leather, but that's classic evil. I know that the mini skirts of the original shows uniforms were also there for cheesecake value. I accept that. But i still can't grasp a military organization accepting low-riders and a belly shirt as the standard female uniform.
Nope. Not processing. And to make sure we're clear on the titilation value here, Commander T'Pol's bikini tan lines are visible on her hips in some scenes. Please people, just a modicum of restraint.
Add in some wooding acting from some of the primary characters to the mix of iffy pacing, predictable plots and gratuitous fan service and is it any wonder why the show didn't take off? I have one episode left on the disk, but based on what I've seen so far, this might be my last exposure to Captain Archer and crew.
Starting from the top, could they have made a more boring opening sequence? No, I'm serious. It's the first with lyrics and it's dull, dull, dull. The Mirror Universe episodes re-edit it to strong martial music and replace all of the scenes of ships named Enterprise and exploration with warfare and battles (because, ya'know, they're Eeeeeeevil!) and for all the humor value it was a much stronger show hook.
Second, could you quit it with the fan service already? I was willing to accept the three Orion slave girl belly dancers
in the first episode on the disk as the belly dancing green chicks are part of the canon. I'm not sure we needed the 5 minutes of dance sequence, however. And how do you make it to be captain of a starship without considering that when members of a criminal syndicate give you a trio of slave girls as a gift they might, just might, be a threat? This one was a let down not just for that, but because the plot idea had been so much more skillfully executed on Firefly in Our Mrs. Reynolds.
But back to the fan service. I know that when they did the Mirror Universe DS9 episodes the evil Kira was in skintight black leather, but that's classic evil. I know that the mini skirts of the original shows uniforms were also there for cheesecake value. I accept that. But i still can't grasp a military organization accepting low-riders and a belly shirt as the standard female uniform.
Nope. Not processing. And to make sure we're clear on the titilation value here, Commander T'Pol's bikini tan lines are visible on her hips in some scenes. Please people, just a modicum of restraint.
Add in some wooding acting from some of the primary characters to the mix of iffy pacing, predictable plots and gratuitous fan service and is it any wonder why the show didn't take off? I have one episode left on the disk, but based on what I've seen so far, this might be my last exposure to Captain Archer and crew.
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As far as T'pol and Trip, I saw that coming in episode 1, when the fan service was watching the two of them lather each other up with decontamination gel. That scene was just missing a boom-chika-wah-wah soundtrack to make it complete. But since Joline Blalock doesn't have chemistry with anyone - something I wrote off in the pilot as being Vulcan reserve but is apparently just limited range - I don't think it would have mattered who they decided to have her Pon-Farr with.
T'pol and Hoshi? They managed to give the two of them a cat-fight in the mirror universe, both in their belly shirts and low-riders. Since Trek never does homosexuality, I guess it's the best they could do.