The Perfect Crime

[subplotkudzu]

According to Newsweek the U.S. Mint is holding onto 115 million in Sacajawea dollars for 'inventory' (read: nobody wants to use them). Is there any reason a race of gnomes or mole men haven't broken in to steal these things?

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[kriz1818.livejournal.com]

Heh. *I* want to use them, though. They should give them to me!